Resposta do proprietário: Thank you for the review. We try very hard to improve our property to make it better for future renters. I have never responded to a review before but I thought I would this time since this review was not the 5 star that we are normally accustomed to. We do not advertise a boat lift for use for liability and safety reasons and because the boat lift is adjusted for the boat that was sitting on it. I never leave my boat on the lift when I am not there but I was unable to start it to move it the week before you arrived. It would not have been available for your use even without a boat sitting on it. We also do not advertise a jetski ramp but I am glad that you found it and you were able to use it to keep your Jon boat from sinking 13 out of the 14 days that you were there. We do have storms that can create 1 ft waves that can easily sink an 8 ft Jon boat that is tied up incorrectly. The dump address is located on the refrigerator and the directions are provided in the homeaway information you have access to. I will print those and post in the kitchen to make the 5 mile trip with 3 turns a little easier. Thanks for the feedback. The fan in the the bedroom mentioned was indeed broken sometime in the last couple of weeks and it has been replaced. A simple email to me would have resulted in a new fan from my handyman the same day. This certainly would have lowered any stress levels that you may have had. WE DO HAVE A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL CHESAPEAKE BAY BLUE CRABS. I am sorry those crabs scared you away from swimming. However in my 51 years, I can tell you that the only time I have been pinched by a crab is when I used my hands instead of the tongs to put them in the steamer for cooking. We have been swimming off the pier for years without a problem. Finally, I don't think you could find a more remote location if you tried. The guy that cuts my grass drove down to my house to see if the grass needed to be cut ahead of schedule. He was startled to see your young son in my 4000 lb boat suspended by 4 cables 10 ft above the water swaying back and forth. He thought it was such a safety concern that he almost knocked on the door but he figured that there could not possibly be any adults in the house. He decided to give me a call and in return I sent you a polite email asking you to not allow you son in the boat for safety reasons. So you can be assured that no one was watching you, only those SCARY BLUE CRABS IN THE WATER. Thank you