We’ve stayed in vacation rental places around the world and this is in the top 5 of worst places. I’ll start with the positive, Patrick was pretty good at communicating, but got dinged because the instructions were so extensive and convoluted with multiple key pads and lock boxes to negotiate. He did respond pretty quickly when contacted and helped out when we had no sheets or blankets for sleeper sofa. The place was fairly clean and the beds were fairly comfortable. There was one master bedroom with a king bed
The frustration came with a few things:
Location - this place was a 25 min drive to beach and had only a very small cement slab behind a large gate to sit outside. And if you did sit outside you were constantly dealing with people who couldn’t find their instructions or their code didn’t work.
Dark & dreary - the place allowed no natural light so was dark and depressing. Windows were small and provided no access to any view.
Poorly maintained - Trim wasn’t painted or had masking tape. An entire electrical outlet pulled out of the wall when trying to unplug. Many outlets didn’t work. Toilet had to be flushed with a bucket of water most times. Shower faucet was installed backwards so you thought you were out of hot water, but the fixture is backwards.
Basics - we were provided one roll of the worst toilet paper ever, 5 sandpaper towels, no extra sheets/blankets for pull out bed (which was ripped up) and almost no kitchen pots and pans. Not enough plates, cups, etc. Certainly not enough for a family to use.
Neighborhood- didn’t feel very safe in this neighborhood. Piles of garbage outside poorly maintained homes. Lots of stray animals roaming. Also almost nothing nearby to walk to.
Extras- This should just say no laundry since public machines are ancient, filthy, and expensive.
Because it was spring break and we needed to accommodate a family of 5 adults, we had limited options to stay, but would recommend that you find a nicer place than this. With no pool, outside area, sunlight, access to beach, cheap construction, and poorly furnished this place was so depressing. Do yourself a favor and keep looking.